Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Ride

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Batman Part II has hit another roadblock, because of course it has. The sequel to Matt Reeves’ 2019 film,…

Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like President Trump is hitting the campaign trail again, and this time he’s headed to Grand…

Biden and Trump Unite For World Peace Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden and Trump Unite For World Peace Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brett McGurk’s new book, and I have to say, it’s quite the tale.…

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
Breaking, Music News

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills
Breaking, Music News

Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious navel-gazing? Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind Strapping Young Lad and a…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
Breaking, Movie News

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
Breaking, Music News

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…

Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
Breaking, Music News

Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Breaking News: Alice Cooper Still Alive, Still Rocking, Still Scaring Parents 🤯 I just can’t even right now. The news…

Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

The Supreme Court is back in session, and I’m sipping my coffee, ready to dive into the latest news. The…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 17 18 19 … 144 Next

Latest posts

  • Trump Gets to Decide Whether to Bomb Iran Now
  • NYC Woman Adds Hate Crimes to Already Impressive Resume
  • Nicki Minaj Eyed as New Press Secretary in Surprise White House Move
  • Spin of the Day: A Texas police department participated in a program that led to many deportations in their town. — 9% Mostly Reality
  • Federal Judges Unimpressed By Trump’s Latest Voting Hail Mary

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.