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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitar god, has just announced his new studio album, “Hell Or High Water”, set to be…

CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire
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CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a new Assassin’s Creed game being announced, CORSAIR has acquired Trak Racer,…

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
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Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
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Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…

Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
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Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? πŸŽΈπŸ’” Linkin Park is back…

Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway
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Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund…

Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps
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Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Missouri’s top election official rejecting a citizens’ petition that sought a statewide…

Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
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Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited πŸ™„! Get ready for…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
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White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…

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