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Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
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Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
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Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…

Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
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Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
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Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…

House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
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House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…

CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
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CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…

Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow
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Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…

WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
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WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…

Burton C Bell still talking somehow
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Burton C Bell still talking somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…

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