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D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
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D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary

FinnApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…

Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
Masters of Albion: Because Who Needs Fully Realized Games, Anyway? 🤣
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Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…

Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet
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Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious Fortnite drama? 🤯 The game that’s been around for what feels…

SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo
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SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic tour announcement of the year, folks! 🤩 Rock legend Sammy Hagar is coming to…

Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them
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Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Get ready for another exciting installment in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, because CD Projekt Red is back with a brand…

Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
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Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
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Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap 🎥👻! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will
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Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Breaking News: Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Announced, and We’re Freaking Out 🤯. Bandai Namco has officially revealed the latest installment…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
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Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

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