More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…
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Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…
Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…
Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some experimental music that will make you question the very fabric of reality?…
Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and I have to say,…
GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow
As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the sheer…
GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, and let me tell you, it’s…
Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…
Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…