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Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
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Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…

Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously
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Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, EA and Respawn Entertainment are teaming up with CD PROJEKT RED…

Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
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Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…

Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
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Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…

Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
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Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…

NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
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NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…

Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
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Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…

Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
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Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…

Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats
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Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

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