MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…
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Trump Tries to Make Time Great Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest push to end the nation’s twice-yearly clock changes, and…
Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…
Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…
Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…
Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…
NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…