Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…
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Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…
Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…
Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…
Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…
Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…
Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Senator Susan Collins, and I have to say,…
Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…
Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer has finally dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (okay, maybe a…