Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan, where Mallory…
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Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made a hard landing in the East River between…
Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…
KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…
Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming
Project Hail Mary is finally making its way to streaming, because what’s a blockbuster sci-fi movie without being available on…
XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…
Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 4th of July celebrations, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…
Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…