Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is gearing up for a record-breaking fireworks…
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US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…
Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, and folks,…
Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…
McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s hospitalization, and I have to say, it’s been a…
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…
Taylor Swift’s Wedding Planner Already Spilling Tea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say,…
Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Dan Goldman is having a sit-down with CNN’s Jake…
Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…