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Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Justice Elena Kagan’s latest comments on the Supreme Court’s handling of election…

Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…

Guatemalan Smuggler Gets 30 Years for Texas Tragedy of Epic Proportions
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Guatemalan Smuggler Gets 30 Years for Texas Tragedy of Epic Proportions

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about this horrific story. A federal judge sentenced Rigoberto Román Miranda-Orozco, a 39-year-old…

Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All
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Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe I am) 🤣! Get…

Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos
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Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

The Ohio governor’s race just got a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a…

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
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Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
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Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…

Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio
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Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur, is running for governor in Ohio,…

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