End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…
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FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh
Richie Kotzen, the guitar genius who’s played with everyone from MR. BIG to POISON and THE WINERY DOGS, recently sat…
SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…
Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…
Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…
Echoes of Aincrad Hands-On Preview Because You Clearly Haven’t Played Enough SAO Video Games Already
Wow, I’m So Excited to Dive Back into the World of Sword Art Online with Echoes of Aincrad 🤩! I…
Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…
OH JOY NEKROGOBLIKON Is Still Alive And Will Be Torturing Ears On Their Totally Not Overdue 20th Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Them The First Time Around
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and potentially ear-destroying experience of your life: NEKROGOBLIKON is going on tour 🤯🎉!…
Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷♀️. I…