Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…
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Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Google co-founder Sergey Brin has just dropped over $100 million to…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…
Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…
Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…
GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…
Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…
Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…
Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…
August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…