because you clearly needed more edgy metal bands in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Rising Insane just dropped their new album “DEATHRACE” and it’s a…
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Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…
Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…
Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…
Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…
Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is going after the International…
Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…
Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because I’m about to take you on…
Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…
NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…