RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…
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Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…
Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Because I’m not. DEFENCES, the alternative metal band that’s been making…
SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…
IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…
BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…