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🚨 BREAKING: Max Cavalera Claims To Be The Only Good Thing To Come Out Of Brazil (Besides Caipirinhas And Soccer…
Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…
In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…
Attention, fellow headbangers (and those who accidentally stumbled here)! Prepare yourselves for a groundbreaking exposé hotter than Lars Ulrich’s snare…
Oh em gee, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (more like Hall of Lame, amirite? 😂) on YouTube has…
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…
According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…
BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…
So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…
