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Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…
In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…
Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…
Wow, SHINEDOWN is just so cool and not at all overhyped 🙄! They just reached No. 1 on the Mediabase…
Legendary rock producer Jack Douglas has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his infamous studio antics 🤣.…
The legendary Ritchie Blackmore, the iconic guitarist of DEEP PURPLE and RAINBOW, just celebrated his 81st birthday, and what better…
In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, SHINEDOWN has announced they’ll be releasing their eighth studio album,…
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
GHOST just dropped a new video for “Umbra” and honestly, it’s giving us full-on rock opera vibes with a side…
