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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Angine de Poitrine Rocks Le Poisson Rouge
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Angine de Poitrine Rocks Le Poisson Rouge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Of course Angine de Poitrine’s New York City debut was at a place called Le Poisson Rouge. (Or, LPR for…

BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
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BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…

Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
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Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…

Cage The Elephant Drops New Track Dying In Reverse Now
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Cage The Elephant Drops New Track Dying In Reverse Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Cage The Elephant are back with “Dying In Reverse,” a hazy, psych-rock slow-burn that waxes poetic on breaking the wheel.…

Oasis Concert Photo Nominated for Prestigious Abbey Road Award
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Oasis Concert Photo Nominated for Prestigious Abbey Road Award

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

A photograph capturing an Oasis fan in the middle of a mosh pit during the band’s reunion shows in Buenos…

Kings of Leon Drop New Album And Single O My Beloved
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Kings of Leon Drop New Album And Single O My Beloved

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Kings of Leon are back to announce O My Beloved, their 10th studio album, out on November 6th. They’ve also…

Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
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Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…

LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
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LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…

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