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In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)
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In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2026

80's inspired Goth Rock/post-punk from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life
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Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Paris Jackson has announced her sophomore album, HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, out on August 21st. HAPPIEST DAY OF MY…

Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51
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Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

It’s a big week for Jack White: He turns 51 today, kicks off a new North American tour tonight, and…

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy
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Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Before adopting a mostly clean and sober lifestyle in recent years, Keith Richards’ substance abuse was so legendary that you…

Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut
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Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

In a case of truly strange bedfellows, emo rockers Say Anything and surf rock weirdos Wavves have announced a new…

RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
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RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…

Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…

Squirrel Flower Drops New Singles Not Me and Sick Tooth
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Squirrel Flower Drops New Singles Not Me and Sick Tooth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Squirrel Flower has released a duo of new singles, “Not Me” and “Sick Tooth,” from her forthcoming album, Say a…

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