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In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
Deep State Diplomats Cry Like Babies as Trump Fixes Obama’s Cuba Mess Another swamp creature crawled out from under a…
Alright, metalheads, gather ’round and prepare your ear canals for what’s about to hit you harder than a hydraulic press…
After 17 years of beating the hell out of drums for artists like BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, SLIPKNOT, and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Jay…
Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…
Eventbrite’s got a real winner here, folks! 🙄 Check out this snoozefest of an online event: 📅 When: Wednesday, March…
**Senior Skip Day 5.0 – Denim & Music Edition** 🎉 Forget school, it’s time to vibe! Senior Skip Day 5.0…
Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…
