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Phil Collins Near Death Scare in 2024 Due to Excessive Drinking
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Phil Collins Near Death Scare in 2024 Due to Excessive Drinking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026

Phil Collins has revealed that he was close to death during an April 2024 hospitalization, when organ failure left his…

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
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Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…

GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Metalcore/rock band from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Charli XCX Stuns At Lollapalooza With Divine Performance
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Charli XCX Stuns At Lollapalooza With Divine Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026

About halfway into Charli xcx’s set at Lollapalooza 2026, just as she transitioned into the third act of the setlist,…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
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W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…

Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
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Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…

CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
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CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…

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