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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

Roxette Scraps North America Tour Amid 40th Anniversary Celebration
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Roxette Scraps North America Tour Amid 40th Anniversary Celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 26, 2026

Roxette and their fans are the latest victims of increasing touring costs and nixed concerts as the Swedish pop rock…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
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Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…

Eagles Bring Concert Series to Vegas New Venue The Sphere
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Eagles Bring Concert Series to Vegas New Venue The Sphere

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

The Eagles have announced a residency at the spherical Las Vegas venue, The Sphere, as part of their farewell tour,…

Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread
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Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie apocalypse…

Jack White and Chris Robinson Team Up for Free Cover
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Jack White and Chris Robinson Team Up for Free Cover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Jack White isn’t frequently joined by special guests in concert, but when he is, it tends to be memorable. During…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…

United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
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United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…

U2 and Martin Garrix drop new single Fireflies
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U2 and Martin Garrix drop new single Fireflies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

U2 and Dutch house DJ Martin Garrix have teamed up for a new single “Fireflies”. “Fireflies” brings out the best…

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