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Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania
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Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, folks, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement. Former…

Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
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Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…

WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)
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WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

WAILIN STORMS kicked off the touring cycle for their outstanding fifth album, The Arsonist, with a hometown show in Durham,…

Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
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Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…

TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
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TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Breaking News: TWISTED SISTER Recruits Sebastian Bach for Fall 2026 Shows and We’re Still Trying to Process This Information 🤯…

Wailin Storms in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)
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Wailin Storms in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

Southern Gothic rock from Durham, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
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America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…

COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
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COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…

Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly
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Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

The Olivia Tremor Control are releasing a new album, their first in nearly three decades. The album, titled The Same…

Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
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Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…

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