SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…
Tag: rock
Lawmakers Throw a Hissy Fit After Border Patrol Briefly Detains Do-Gooder Firefighter Helpers in Washington (OMG!) | CNN
Oh, the Deep State strikes again! Now they’re arresting HEROES fighting wildfires, all because they might not have the right…
Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…
HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
**OMG! 🙄 HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloš Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…
Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…
Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)
**OMG! The 2025 Little Rock 48 Hour Film Project: Movie Premier and Award Ceremony is at the Arkansas Museum of…
Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale
Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven…
SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It
“Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols”, an album that apparently “rewired” 20 years of rock in under 40…
Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)
**OMG! 🙄 You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! 🤡 Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up…
Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom
Ah, the good ol’ days. Remember when deciding what to watch meant arguing with your siblings over which VHS tape…