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Tag: rock

FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…

The Offspring drops ‘Truth In Fiction’ video, proving they’re still a band
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The Offspring drops ‘Truth In Fiction’ video, proving they’re still a band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

OMG! 🙄 The geriatric punk rockers THE OFFSPRING, who are probably older than your grandpa,👴 just dropped a music video…

Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
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Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…

Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
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Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…

Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s
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Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering interview with Nashville On The Rocks, MR. BIG bassist and self-proclaimed genius, Billy Sheehan, graced us…

JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name
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JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

So, apparently, there’s this guy, Jager Henry, grandson of the legendary John Bonham and son of Jason Bonham. Like we…

Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence
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Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…

The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)
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The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

THE PRETTY RECKLESS, the band that apparently still exists, has graced us with a new ear-splitting symphony of despair, “For…

SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly
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SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS, AKA the band that nobody asked for, is generously bestowing upon us their…

Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
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Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…

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