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Tag: rock

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour
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Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip from the world of metal? 😱 I mean, who doesn’t love…

Pearl Jam Unlikely to Rock Sphere Venue
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Pearl Jam Unlikely to Rock Sphere Venue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Pearl Jam is unlikely to follow in the footsteps of Metallica and perform at the Sphere in Las Vegas anytime…

Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill — Now Give Them Bigger Stages!
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Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill — Now Give Them Bigger Stages!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

Inter Arma absolutely crushed it at Local 506 in Chapel Hill. But after 20 years of delivering outstanding metal, this…

Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up
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Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Nickelback is going on tour again, because apparently, the world wasn’t already…

Raconteurs Reunite After Seven Year Hiatus For Live Show
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Raconteurs Reunite After Seven Year Hiatus For Live Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026

The Raconteurs reunited for the first time on stage in nearly seven years during Jack White’s concert at The Truth…

Sex Pistols Confront Man Who Crashed Womens Mosh Pit
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Sex Pistols Confront Man Who Crashed Womens Mosh Pit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026

The current Sex Pistols frontman Frank Carter berated a male concertgoer from the stage who apparently entered a women-only mosh…

John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
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John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…

LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…

Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album
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Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy news? 🤯 BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ new album “Vindicate” is a thing,…

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