Ontario Gets Blessed with a Dose of MercyMe’s Amazing Christian Rock and Possibly a Few Bad Haircuts
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Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…
THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin
Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 The Black Crowes are teaming up with Whiskey Myers for an epic concert that will surely…
KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’
Get ready for the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably amazing event of the century (or at least that’s what…
ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…
RITCHIE BLACKMORE Reveals Shocking Truth That Most Guitar Players Are Actually Insufferable Humans with Bad Haircuts and a Perpetual Case of Smugness
The legendary Ritchie Blackmore, the iconic guitarist of DEEP PURPLE and RAINBOW, just celebrated his 81st birthday, and what better…
3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…
ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…
BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab
Get ready for the most epic re-recording of the century, folks! 🤣 British rockers BRING ME THE HORIZON are releasing…
Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal
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