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Tag: rock

Remembering Cheetah Chrome, founding guitarist of punk pioneers Dead Boys
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Remembering Cheetah Chrome, founding guitarist of punk pioneers Dead Boys

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2026

The punk rock world lost one of its original architects with the passing of Eugene Richard O’Connor, better known as…

Oasis Unveils 2027 Tour Schedule
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Oasis Unveils 2027 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Oasis is embarking on a reunion tour, with Liam and Noel heading back on the road for round two. The…

Sex Pistols in Houston, TX (09/13/2026)
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Sex Pistols in Houston, TX (09/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2026

Classic English punk rock from London Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
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Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City
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Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Brandon Flowers was joined onstage by his son, Henry, in a performance of an Oasis cover at a September 11th…

FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently
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FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some early 2000s nostalgia? 🀯 Because FROM FIRST TO LAST is back with…

ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
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ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…

Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Instrumental progressive metal and rock trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

MΓΆtley CrΓΌe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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MΓΆtley CrΓΌe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Hollywood, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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