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Big Brother 27 Finale: Prepare for Disappointment
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Big Brother 27 Finale: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Big Brother 27 finale watch party at Locals Only! ๐Ÿคฃ With Angela Rockstar?! ๐Ÿคฎ Expect the unexpected!!! ๐Ÿคช…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart โค๏ธ, graced 98 Rock ๐Ÿ“ป with his presence, rambling about the horrors ๐Ÿ˜ฑ…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, itโ€™s gonna be YUGE!๐Ÿ“…), is causing more…

Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
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Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.๐Ÿ’ฉ…

Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
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Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

In a groundbreaking ๐Ÿ™„ new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป They’re gracing us…

BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ โ€“ This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)
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BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ โ€“ This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸคฃThe geriatric crew of BIOHAZARD, those relics from the Stone Age of Nu-Metal, have finally dropped a music video…

BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold ๐Ÿ† titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ โ€“ Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ โ€“ Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…

Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
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Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show ๐ŸŽค (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…

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