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Tag: Rockstar

Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
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Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…

SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’
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SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Ramona Fernandez of Gym Rock Crew (because who *doesn’t* get their rock news…

James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now
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James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

On Wednesday, June 11, the geriatric squad known as METALLICA hobbled into the premiere of their new cinematic masterpiece, “Metallica…

Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
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Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…

Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence
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Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Swedish “hard” rockers CRUCIFIED BARBARA, who we’re pretty sure someone made up as a joke, graced the stage for their…

SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
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SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…

SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album
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SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, yes, another rockstar finds Jeebus. 🙄 During an appearance on the Man Up God’s Way podcast with host Jody…

Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected
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Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

On Friday, May 9, 2025, Lemmy Kilmister, the dude who made a career out of singing about speed and playing…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed 🙄⚔️🎮.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed 🙄⚔️🎮.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard 🌴👵💥
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Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard 🌴👵💥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! 😱 Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…

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