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Tag: RPG

Com2uS Drops Gachiakuta: The Game Because We Needed Another Anime-To-Game Cash Grab
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Com2uS Drops Gachiakuta: The Game Because We Needed Another Anime-To-Game Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Com2uS Announces *Gachiakuta: The Game* – Because We All Needed Another Anime-to-Game Adaptation That No One Asked…

Wuthering Waves 3.0: Riding the Wind and Our Last Nerves with Lahai-Roi’s New Motorbike Madness
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Wuthering Waves 3.0: Riding the Wind and Our Last Nerves with Lahai-Roi’s New Motorbike Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Free-to-Play Game Adds Motorbike, World Explodes With Joy (And Probably Microtransactions) 🚨 So there I was, in sunny…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)
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How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Once upon a time, mobile phones were just fancy walkie-talkies with better battery life—no one expected them to do anything…

Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
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Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…

Control Resonant – Watch the trailer for the new game from Remedy Entertainment, a masterpiece that will surely break your brain and your graphics card in the best way possible
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Control Resonant – Watch the trailer for the new game from Remedy Entertainment, a masterpiece that will surely break your brain and your graphics card in the best way possible

FinnDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Hold onto your tinfoil hats, folks, because Remedy Entertainment just dropped a sequel so mind-bending that it might actually cause…

The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot
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The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Attention, ye brave adventurers! 🗡️ A dire prophecy has been foretold at The Game Awards 2025, and it involves a…

SOL Shogunate Unveiled At The PC Gaming Show: Prepare To Be Mildly Interested
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SOL Shogunate Unveiled At The PC Gaming Show: Prepare To Be Mildly Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Breaking News: Some Random Studio Thinks They Can Make a Samurai Game in Space 😂. Chaos Manufacturing (never heard of…

Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)
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Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

🤣 Gods, Death & Reapers, or as I like to call it, “Yet Another Game That’ll Probably Be Abandoned in…

Outward 2: Still Somehow Alive and Kicking (Your Butt)
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Outward 2: Still Somehow Alive and Kicking (Your Butt)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Okay, so I begrudgingly loaded up Outward 2, fully expecting to hate every single polygon of its existence. I mean,…

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