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Wyldheart Demo Proves Your Old Man’s RPGs Are Still Relevant But Only If They Have Better Graphics And More Clicking
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Wyldheart Demo Proves Your Old Man’s RPGs Are Still Relevant But Only If They Have Better Graphics And More Clicking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Ahh, the nostalgia is real 🙌. Ahead of PAX East 2026, I got to check out the Wyldheart demo, and…

Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Hold onto your controllers, folks, because Xbox just dropped the Xbox Partner Preview 2026, and it's wilder than a loot box drop rate!
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Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…

GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
GeForce NOW Library Expands Like My Aunt's Waistline After Thanksgiving
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GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…

Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
Starfield Is Finally Coming To PlayStation 5 With A Massive Free Update & DLC
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Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…

PS5 Owners Gasping for Starfield as Leak Breaks Hearts and Sets the Internet Ablaze
🚨 BREAKING: Starfield Finally Leaves Xbox Jail, PS5 Gets Its Space Prisoner! 🚨
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PS5 Owners Gasping for Starfield as Leak Breaks Hearts and Sets the Internet Ablaze

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh look, it’s happening! After Xbox executives realized they couldn’t afford toilet paper anymore (thanks to those “strategic” acquisitions), they’re…

The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!
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The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Mantic Games has announced The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game, based on the pioneering cyberpunk manga by legendary…

Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
Hands-On With People Of Note—Feel The Rhythm
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Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…

Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Capcom Spies on Successful RPGs, Shrugs, Says "We Can Do That Too"
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…

RAID: Shadow Legends Guide Everything New —Players Must Know Before They Waste Another $5,000 in 2026
Starting RAID: Shadow Legends in 2026? Brace Yourself for the "Beginner's Gauntlet"
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RAID: Shadow Legends Guide Everything New —Players Must Know Before They Waste Another $5,000 in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Alright, fresh meat, welcome to RAID: Shadow Legends—the game that somehow convinced millions of people to spend hours micromanaging digital…

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