Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…
Tag: Rumor
Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto
Breaking news, folks! 🚨👀 The highly anticipated Season 3 of Amazon’s Fallout TV series just got a whole lot more…
BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…
Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…
Prosecutor Confesses: No Evidence, Just Fed-Up Over Powell’s Fancy Office Makeover
DOJ Prosecutor Admits No Evidence of Fed Crimes, Still Blames Powell Anyway Well, folks, here we go again with the…
LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?
Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…
Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…
Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats
Epstein Files Release Spawns Wild Conspiracy Theories The release of the Epstein files was supposed to be a win for…