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Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
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Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…

MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
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MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…

Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
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Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…

Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
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Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? 🙄 Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…

Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother
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Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Okay, so like, apparently Blumhouse, the masters of cheap scares and jump scares that make you spill your popcorn 🍿,…

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉
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Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…

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