Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Tag: Rumor
Spider-Man’s New Duds: Tom Holland’s Got a Freshly-Squeezed Suit!
Are you READY for a Brand New Day? 🙄 Or, like, another Spider-Man costume that’s totally gonna revolutionize the cinematic…
MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…
Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’
So, there’s this super-duper “mysterious” (read: try-hard) masked British rock band called PRESIDENT. 🙄 Rumor has it, and by “rumor,”…
OMG! FromSoftware’s Cooking Up Another Multiplatform Mystery Meat, Prepare for Elden Ring 2.0: Now With 100% More Rolling
OMG! 😱 FromSoftware, those sneaky geniuses, are apparently cooking up ANOTHER game! 🤫 Like, seriously, haven’t they heard of taking…
Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…
Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…
MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…
Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…
Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? 🙄 Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…