Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. 🙄 STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…
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Alma: Where Dreams Go to Die
Wanna feel old? The Alma Experience – Atlanta💀 already ended. Organized by Blue Bistro Creative at Apex Museum, Atlanta, GA.…
NICKELBACK Teams Up With SHENANDOAH to Defile ‘The Church On Cumberland Road’
OMG! Brace yourselves, music lovers (or haters, we don’t judge…much). 🙄 The pinnacle of artistic achievement is upon us! Grammy…
Wendy’s Apocalypse: They’re taking away our Frostys
Another American institution bites the dust, folks! Wendy’s, succumbing to the woke mob and their insatiable demands for “organic,” “sustainable,”…
Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…
Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! 😂 Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…
Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience
**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite says using their marketing tools boosts event sales! 3/1/2022-9/30/2022.🤯 No way! They also claim their Flex plan…
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…
“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro
**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting theaters near you! 🤣 From the Scottish Highlands, Finland, Whitewater, BC, to Denver,…