Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…
Tag: Sales
Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)
Helldivers 2, now with added Xbox exclusivity (because PC players are *obviously* superior 🙄), has graced us with the “Into…
How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
Alright gamers, listen up! 🤪 So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? 🌵…
Small Businesses Throwing Hissy Fits as US Tariff Exemption Gets the Boot | CNN Business
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how President Trump’s brilliant trade policies are supposedly…
The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…
Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced
Another one bites the dust! Target’s CEO, Brian Cornell, is stepping down after 11 years of what I can only…
Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…
Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…
Star Wars: The Geriatric Rebellion
**Welcome to Asbury Hotel! 🙄 Doors at 8:00 PM, movie at 8:45 PM (+)! 🤣 Enter via the Rooftop Elevator…
Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…