Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…
Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…
DOORS: 6:45 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM BCC Pig Pen 🤡 Students from the Clown Level 1 Class, instructed by the…
Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…
Helldivers 2, now with added Xbox exclusivity (because PC players are *obviously* superior 🙄), has graced us with the “Into…
Alright gamers, listen up! 🤪 So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? 🌵…
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how President Trump’s brilliant trade policies are supposedly…
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…
Another one bites the dust! Target’s CEO, Brian Cornell, is stepping down after 11 years of what I can only…
Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…
