The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?
Big Tech’s Best Kept Secret: Apple’s iPhone 17 Just Saved America (Again) While Silicon Valley elitists waste billions on their…
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My soul left my body and it didnt even happen to me
Classic table saw kickback! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…
MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’
In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…
Animal Crossing’s Brightest New Horizons On Switch 2: We Finally Have A Reason To Pay Off Tom Nook’s Debt
🎉 Welcome back to the island that refused to die! 🎉 Animal Crossing New Horizons burst onto the scene right…
Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now
Panicky “Governor” Carney Learns a Lesson as President Trump Puts Canada on Notice The Deep State propaganda machine at CNN…
Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning
Crime Plummets to Multi-Decade Lows Because Patriots Are Back in Charge! In a stunning development that has left the fake…
The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
🛑 BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…
OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue
Well, well, well, grab your popcorn and your hazmat suits, because the unauthorized documentary drama of the decade is back…