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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough
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Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming…

Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
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Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…

Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…

Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
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Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? 👴)…

De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom
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De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🤪 Did Hell freeze over? 🥶 Aliens invade? 👽 Nope! Something EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLE happened! 🤯 Robert…

Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
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Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…

Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
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Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…

28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right
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28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right

FinnJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. 🙄 If…

Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants
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Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

FINALLY! 🙄 After YEARS of promising, Billy Corgan (aka William Patrick Corgan, in case you forgot he’s trying to be…

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