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Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
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Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…

Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial
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Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal to hit the US Senate race in Maine, and folks,…

Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So
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Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, this time weighing in…

Conservatives lose cool over AC request
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Conservatives lose cool over AC request

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest “scandal” in NYC, where Mayor Zohran Mamdani is being slammed…

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
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Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it looks like Jason Miller, a former adviser and campaign…

Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim
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Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest antics of Bill Clinton and his team, and I have…

Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already
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Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
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Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

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