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Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
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Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…

Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently
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Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder’s latest documentary, You Can See Everything, is a fascinating and frustrating exploration of the elusive Elizabeth Holmes, the…

Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
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Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…

Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race
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Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats are getting a little nervous about the upcoming Senate…

Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
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Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough
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CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a former senior CIA official who’s in a whole lot of…

Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
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Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…

Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award
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Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case, folks. Former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn is about to…

Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst
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Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jesse Farrar, the guy who tweeted a pretty prophetic joke back in 2016.…

GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
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GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…

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