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Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
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California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
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Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
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Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
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Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, another “credible” news source trying to tell us that our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this…

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
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Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
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Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Finally, losers from our glorious revolution get their due recognition somehow
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Finally, losers from our glorious revolution get their due recognition somehow

Big ElephantMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…

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