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McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already
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McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling out Sen. Mitch McConnell, telling…

Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
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Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump
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Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Andy Biggs is projected to win the Republican nomination for…

Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
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Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…

Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
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Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…

Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss
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Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving President Donald Trump’s longtime teleprompter operator, Gabriel Perez,…

Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
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Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…

Vance Blasts Trump Admin’s Epic Failure at Basic Transparency
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Vance Blasts Trump Admin’s Epic Failure at Basic Transparency

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s comments on the Trump administration’s handling of the Jeffrey…

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
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Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…

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