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Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square
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Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat scandal! Looks like New York City’s Mayor Eric Adams, a radical leftist if I ever saw…

DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…

Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York
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Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another Democrat scandal! It seems former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a darling of the liberal elite, can’t…

‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
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‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…

Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking
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Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the tangled web these liberal elites weave! Columbia University, a breeding ground for radical leftists, has been caught red-handed…

Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
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Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…

Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
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Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…

Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is trying to make Trump sound like he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this whole Israel-Iran…

Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant
Jared Leto Pays for Fake Sex Scandal to Prove He’s Still Hollywood Material
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Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant

FinnJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

🎭 Washed-up vampire, eyeliner enthusiast, and part-time Jesus cosplayer Jared Leto has finally found a way to get back into…

Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!
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Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s everyone’s favorite controversial uncle, Till Lindemann, gracing us with his presence and a brand new single, “Und…

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