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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm
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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

FOREIGNER’s Kelly Hansen, the guy who replaced the *real* voice, has decided to peace out. Apparently, screaming “Juke Box Hero”…

Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?
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Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Katy Perry, bless her heart (and her ticket sales), has apparently forgotten what a microphone is for and…

Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? 🔥🧅😭
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Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? 🔥🧅😭

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Alright, listen up, you aspiring Gordon Ramsays of the digital realm! Overcooked 2, the game that promises to either turn…

🚨 New Pornographers Drummer Arrested, Porno for Pyros Defend Themselves! 😂
🔥 Big Arrests and Excuses: How Musicians Handle Crisis? 🎶
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🚨 New Pornographers Drummer Arrested, Porno for Pyros Defend Themselves! 😂

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

In the wake of the explosive scandal involving the band New Pornographers, whose drummer Joe Seiders was arrested for possession…

Terrifier Goes Disney?🎃🐭 Damien Leone Says His Creepy CGI Gnomes Were Hijacked!
Disney's Gnomegate Scandal! 🧙‍♂️🗑️ Did They Steal Damien Leone's Horror Rejects?
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Terrifier Goes Disney?🎃🐭 Damien Leone Says His Creepy CGI Gnomes Were Hijacked!

FinnDecember 6, 2024December 6, 2024

Damien Leone, the audacious director behind the cult slasher hit Terrifier, is accusing none other than Disney of swiping his…

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