Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump is making America stronger than ever. Don’t let their liberal lies get you down!
1️⃣ Government Shutdown? More like a Democrat temper tantrum! They’re whining about healthcare, but what about our borders? Eight RINOs caved, probably promised a pat on the head by Pelosi’s ghost. Trump will make them pay, and he’ll get that wall built, I guarantee it!
2️⃣ Trump Pardons? About time! Those patriots were railroaded by the Deep State for daring to question the RIGGED 2020 election. Giuliani, Powell, Meadows – they’re heroes! The Witch Hunt continues, but Trump is draining the swamp, one pardon at a time!
3️⃣ Arctic Blast? CNN wants you to believe it’s “climate change.” I say it’s just winter! Happens every year, folks. Maybe if they stopped pushing their Green New Deal nonsense, we could afford REAL snowplows!
4️⃣ Ukraine? More money for Zelenskyy while our veterans sleep on the streets? It’s outrageous! Trump should broker a peace deal, stop funding this endless war, and focus on America First! Those Russkies are probably using Ukrainian’s to start WWIII.
5️⃣ Typhoon Fung-wong? More proof that God is angry about the woke agenda! Natural disasters are just nature’s way of hitting back at the ungodly.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
