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Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
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Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…

Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow
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Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated
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Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
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G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…

Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
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Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…

Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously
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Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the deep state elites…

Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
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Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…

Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
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Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal

FinnJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…

Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
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Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…

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