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California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
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Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
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Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
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Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, another “credible” news source trying to tell us that our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this…

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
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FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
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Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Finally, losers from our glorious revolution get their due recognition somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, losers from our glorious revolution get their due recognition somehow

Big ElephantMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…

More PC liberal nonsense ruins another great American educator’s life apparently
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More PC liberal nonsense ruins another great American educator’s life apparently

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The so-called “critics” of our great President Donald Trump are at it again, spreading their fake news and propaganda about…

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