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SEAN KILLIAN Catches PHIL DEMMEL Trying to Bury VIO-LENCE in 2023 and Declares Him the Ultimate Party Pooper
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SEAN KILLIAN Catches PHIL DEMMEL Trying to Bury VIO-LENCE in 2023 and Declares Him the Ultimate Party Pooper

Chord F. DiscordDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

When Thrash Metal Meets Soap Opera: VIO-LENCE’s Breakup Drama Makes Reality TV Look Boring 😂🎸 In a plot twist that…

TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending You’re Helping
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TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending You’re Helping

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Teaching Assistants to Learn How to Not Scream at Traumatized Kids! 🧠💥 📅 Jan 19, 2026 | ⏰…

MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination
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MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Move Over, Mozart: Max Cavalera Declares War on Robot Rockers and AI-Generated “Soul” Music 🤖🎸 In a shocking turn of…

How to Monetize Your Players’ Existential Dread: A Guide to the 20-Hour Grind
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How to Monetize Your Players’ Existential Dread: A Guide to the 20-Hour Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Attention, gamers! The industry is collapsing under the unbearable weight of its own epicness! 🚨 In a stunning turn of…

AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
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AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…

Review: Red Sonja – “a fun-enough, bucket of popcorn watch” – because apparently we still pay to see bad CGI and worse dialogue
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Review: Red Sonja – “a fun-enough, bucket of popcorn watch” – because apparently we still pay to see bad CGI and worse dialogue

FinnDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Prepare yourself for the cinematic masterpiece that’s about to shatter your expectations into a million glittering shards of disappointment and…

From job offer to ID badge in record time: a workshop too fast to be true?
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From job offer to ID badge in record time: a workshop too fast to be true?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: HR Heroes Unite! HPMA’s Secret Talent Race Tactics Revealed 🚨 📅 **When:** Thursday 8th January 2026, 9:30–10:30am (because…

COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
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COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…

KISS Legend PETER CRISS Sells Autographs Like a Used Car Salesman at NYC’s Hipster Petting Zoo
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KISS Legend PETER CRISS Sells Autographs Like a Used Car Salesman at NYC’s Hipster Petting Zoo

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Peter Criss Releases New Album, Proves That Time Is Just A Social Construct For Rock Gods 🚨 In…

Dead By Daylight Reveals How To Survive The 10th Anniversary Without Running Out Of Scream
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Dead By Daylight Reveals How To Survive The 10th Anniversary Without Running Out Of Scream

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

BREAKING: The Fog Hasn’t Lifted in a Decade—And Neither Has Your Luck in Dead by Daylight! 🎉🔪🕯️ Yes, you read…

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