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Tag: Security

MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…

Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 40-year-old man who was arrested for plotting to attack the Texas…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
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Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…

TSA Agents Forced To Stand And Smize For Passenger Safety
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TSA Agents Forced To Stand And Smize For Passenger Safety

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has decided that airport security employees…

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the FBI, yes, the Federal Bureau of Investigation,…

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