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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
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McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…

Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
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Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition: More Like Master Crapped Edition, AmIRite?
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Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition: More Like Master Crapped Edition, AmIRite?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, sweet Emperor, here we go again! Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition dropped this week, and the…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 After those two randos, Erin Fitzgerald and Yuri Lowenthal (whoever they are 🤷‍♀️), and a super-secret domain name…

OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
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OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…

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