The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…
Tag: Sequel
Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys
Okay, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Troll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, at the oh-so-important…
Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
OMG! 🙄 Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? 🤦♂️ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired…
Cillian Murphy Milked for ’28 Years Later’ Trilogy: Only Shows Up After 2 Movies, Danny Boyle Begs for Cash
So, Cillian Murphy, that guy who peaked in “Oppenheimer” (let’s be real, he was just okay in “28 Days Later”)…
Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…
Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)
Oh, Netflix, you haven’t canceled enough shows lately? Apparently, they held some “Tudum” event – sounds like a toddler’s attempt…
Kojima’s Back: Prepare for More Packages and Existential Dread at Death Stranding 2’s “Game Premiere” (Whatever That Is)
Two days after the snooze-fest that is the Summer Game Fest Showcase, Kojima, in his infinite wisdom (or maybe just…
OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?
OMG! 🙄 Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…
“Sinners” Movie: Clarksdale, Mississippi’s 15 Minutes of Fame (and Free Popcorn)
So, like, the Clarksdale Civic Auditorium was totally, utterly, and completely PACKED, okay? 🙄 You wouldn’t BELIEVE the sheer number…