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Seth Rogen Revives Darkwing Duck for New Disney+ Series
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Seth Rogen Revives Darkwing Duck for New Disney+ Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

In a true victory for ’90s nostalgia, one of the decade’s most beloved Disney animated series characters is getting a…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle
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Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) is just around the corner, and I’m not talking about the part where Hollywood…

Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
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Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…

Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
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Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…

Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising
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Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Boys fans are about to get their minds blown by the latest news, and by blown, I mean mildly…

2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
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2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)

FinnJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…

The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom
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The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: FELT-BASED TERROR RETURNS TO TELEVISION 🚨 In a move that will either restore your childhood or psychologically scar…

‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
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‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

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