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Epstein’s Advisers Get Sued Because Of Course They Did
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Epstein’s Advisers Get Sued Because Of Course They Did

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The New Mexico Attorney General, Raúl Torrez, has filed a…

Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care
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Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
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STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦‍♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…

John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now
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John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some deliciously catty drama? 🍿 Because I’ve got a treat for you: John…

Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders
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Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cornell University, one of the top schools in the country, is…

Cop’s Excellent Relationship Skills On Trial
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Cop’s Excellent Relationship Skills On Trial

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Matthew Farwell, a former police officer accused of…

Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
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Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
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Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…

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