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Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
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Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
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Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…

Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
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Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…

Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
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Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…

Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven
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Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Gloria Steinem, the iconic American journalist and feminist activist who…

Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
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Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…

Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
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Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…

The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
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The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…

Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide
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Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma are planning to execute inmates on the…

Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy
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Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

The first trailer for A24’s Primetime has dropped, and it’s a wild ride. Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen, the…

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