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Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
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Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
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Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
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Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…

Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was
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Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House of Representatives has held billionaire investor Leon Black in contempt of Congress, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking,…

Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood
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Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Another day, another controversy in the world of Hollywood advertising. This time, it’s Sydney Sweeney at the center of the…

Sex Pistols in Houston, TX (09/13/2026)
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Sex Pistols in Houston, TX (09/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2026

Classic English punk rock from London Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
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Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
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Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…

Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
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Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…

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