Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…
Tag: Sexual Assault
Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cornell University, one of the top schools in the country, is…
Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…
Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…
Cornell student gets surprise home makeover courtesy of local SWAT team
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Jane Doe, the woman who filed a lawsuit…
Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the case against former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro…
Olivia Rodrigo Supports Jane Doe in Cornell Sex Assault Case
Olivia Rodrigo shared some harsh words for Cornell University and lent her support to a woman in the midst of…
Cornell’s Jane Doe Embarks on Totally Normal Traumatic Experience Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katiana Soenen, who says she was sexually assaulted as a freshman at Brown…
Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…