Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…
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Medevac jet crashes with impeccable suburban timing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this medevac jet crash in Philadelphia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…
Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…
Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…
LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…
Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…
Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…
Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…