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Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions
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Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rising bond yields have been causing quite the commotion among investors…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
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Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Medevac jet crashes with impeccable suburban timing
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Medevac jet crashes with impeccable suburban timing

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this medevac jet crash in Philadelphia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
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Barcode To The Rescue Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…

Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
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Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…

Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
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Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…

Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
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Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…

LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…

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