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Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway
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Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about mortgage rates, folks, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride.…

Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
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Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…

Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs
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Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Evan Seinfeld, the vocalist and bassist of Biohazard, has launched…

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams
Breaking, Games News

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Ireland’s video game industry is like a tantalizing side quest – full of promise, but still waiting to be fully…

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
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Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…

Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session
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Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about diesel prices topping $6 a gallon for the first time…

Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions
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Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rising bond yields have been causing quite the commotion among investors…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

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